Gay Herbie
Gay herbie goes to the doctor's and has some tests run. Next week he's back for the results and the doctor says, 'Herbie, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.' Herbie is devastated. 'Doc, what can I do?' Eat 1 pot of curried sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled onions drenched in chilli sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,1/2 box of All Bran and wash it all down with a gallon of prune juice.' Herbie asks bewildered, 'Will that cure me, Doc?' Doc says, 'No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your bum is for.
Gay herbie goes to the doctor's and has some tests run. Next week he's back for the results and the doctor says, 'Herbie, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.' Herbie is devastated. 'Doc, what can I do?' Eat 1 pot of curried sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled onions drenched in chilli sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,1/2 box of All Bran and wash it all down with a gallon of prune juice.' Herbie asks bewildered, 'Will that cure me, Doc?' Doc says, 'No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your bum is for.