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Barry Buttle- 05-23-2008
The worst tattoo you saw in Pussers
I never got a Tattoo in Pussers but I saw some shockers! Who remembers Cook Cooper, he had a fish tattoed on his - - - - for girls who did not eat meat on Friday and what about Lofty Coombs with his cooks rating tattoed on his right arm. Memories!

Daryl Thomas- 05-23-2008

there was one cook had a big tatt on his gut of a roo belly button was his arse i think there wwere a few bets won with him f a roo

johnno- 05-23-2008

a cook came back from up top with a pig up a pig with making bacon written underneath :!: he got it from pinkys in honkers i think, another had train carriages running down his back and the engine was going into a tunnel tattooed around his arse and smoke coming out of it. :lol: .. i have been in the tattoo industry for the last 20 years and have seen some weird and wonderfull work. my oldest son don johnson is one of the best Tattooist in Australia at the present time . regards Johnno

Jaffa- 05-25-2008

Dunno about ugliest , but certainly 'Dummest " Along side in Honkers , Xmas 68. Morning dhoby in the showers , ABStd along side of me shaving at the sinks has obviously had a big night ashore and has a fresh Pinky's special on his shoulder blade , all hearts and flowers , as only Pinky could do . " Mornin' Mate ", says I , " Nice tat . So who's Sue?" "Me sister in law ", says he . " How do you know that ? " "MMaaattte ,you're in deep shit , check out your shoulder ." There it was for ever more "Love of my Life , Sue " ........Trouble was , his wifes name was Linda!!!!! By the time we got back to Oz , the tatt had turned really wierd , still lots of hearts and flowers , with a big black sub in the middle , but at least it saved his skin . A couple of years later , that same Beagle volunteered for subs and went to the UK . Just to justify the tatt .

Paul_Dibby- 05-26-2008

This ones easy for me, was 3 Echo Mess HMAS Derwent around '74. A young OD Strawbridge went ashore boasting he was going to get a big eagle tatt on his chest....errr ok! Anyway, steps ashore, comes back later that evening with all of us running up to see how he went. He did have signs of bleeding on his flannel, and then it came off, only to reveal not an eagle, but a little frickin' Tweaty Bird the size of a 20 cent piece??? Sheesh!!!

Jaffa- 05-26-2008

Funny thing Paul , my story also happened on Derwent . You might help me here as the Alzies has set in . The cooks and stewards mess was 3 delta or charlie ? The ladder down was near the canteen , the canteen store was beneath us . It was a 'horse shoe ' mess because the 4.5 was right above and the magazine lift ran up through the middle of the mess . Yeah , I know "Off Subject" , but us old farts like to get things right !! The name 'Stawbridge' seems to ring a bell too !

Paul_Dibby- 05-27-2008

Nuttin wrong with your memory Jaffa, spot on matey. Geez just that post of yours brings back some fond memories....fave place that there canteeno getting hold of another bag of macka's.

annie0382- 05-28-2008

This ones easy for me, was 3 Echo Mess HMAS Derwent around '74. A young OD Strawbridge went ashore boasting he was going to get a big eagle tatt on his chest....errr ok! Anyway, steps ashore, comes back later that evening with all of us running up to see how he went. He did have signs of bleeding on his flannel, and then it came off, only to reveal not an eagle, but a little frickin' Tweaty Bird the size of a 20 cent piece??? Sheesh!!! Paul, Not sure if you're talking about the same Strawbridge that joined up with you, however I can assure you he has no tatt's on his chest, there's a few on his arse and No frickin " Tweaty Bird. I should know.!!!!

Barry Buttle- 05-28-2008
Eagles
Good dit Berky, Reminded me of a cook I knew who went to get the big eagle on the chest. It took hours as he had to keep stopping because of the pain. To this day all he has is an outline of an eagle! He could not bear to get it coloured in.

Anonymous- 05-28-2008
Worst Tatt
Speaking of the one and only SE Strawbridge, he still owes me several beers for going along with him and having his name accepted for Longlook (4 months exchange in the UK). I clearly recall that he said send me to the UK and put the Pommie in my chair in Sydney (some birdy job to do with Safety) and I will look after you Lindsay, Yeah right come in sucker!!

annie0382- 05-29-2008

Lindsay, Just spoke to my little SE man and he remembers that conversation as well, he says he'd gladly buy you those beers. However Shakey can do you a stand in if you want as they have a beer most nights whilst staying at Kuttabul. By the way he loved that posting to the UK. !!

Anonymous- 05-29-2008
tattoo
Annie I know of you and I heard about the great wedding that you & Strawbs had, but I have never met you. Gidday. No don't let Strawbs buy Shakey the beers because he is on a diet???? cheers Lindsay

Anonymous- 05-29-2008
Tattoos
Annie Did POSE "Jaffa" Robinson end up selling his big home on Bribie Island?? cheers, Lindsay

annie0382- 05-29-2008
Re: tattoo
Annie I know of you and I heard about the great wedding that you & Strawbs had, but I have never met you. Gidday. No don't let Strawbs buy Shakey the beers because he is on a diet???? cheers Lindsay Hi Lindsay, Ah yes the wedding, more like a pussers reunion , from memory I think we invited 140 but ended up with about 146 plus . Even had four come along with us to Bali for the honeymoon (piss run) Glad you only do it once. In answer to your question on Jaffa , yes I believe he sold his house here on Bribie. He's back in the Navy again, obviously another die hard like my man.

quinny- 05-30-2008

Gdday Annie and Strawbs Good to see your putting your two bobs worth in I take it you will be at the reunion I remember both you and Stabs with Admiration and respect and look forward to catching up with yous at the reunion I have Smiley here a couple of times a year and he fills me in Congrats on your wedding Glad to see Strawbs made an honest woman out of ya or was that vice Vesa keep well Regards Quinny

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